The First Date

The relationship between HK and myself has always been a funny one. Or perhaps frustrating is the better adjective. On our first official date some many years ago, we went to a nice restaurant – or at least what was nice to us way back when in High School Land. Back then, to qualify as “nice” all you needed was a hostess who sat you at a table. Oh how naïve people from High School Land were.

The plan was that we’d have a nice lunch – dinner was out of the question because I had a curfew – and then we’d go walk around the park. And how ridiculously giggly I was. What High School Land does to its inhabitants to become so crazy, no one will ever know. But after lunch we sat at the park and we talked about everything and nothing.

And then it happened.

He asks.

Almost as a proposal, “Will you be my girlfriend?”

What a trivial question this must be for people not living in High School Land! What a silly question. But to be official, to carry around those labels, one party must ask the other party this question.

“Will you be m girlfriend?” he asks. He is opening his heart to me. Expressing his feelings and putting them into words.

He followed the social customs and rites one would do in High School Land. Asked her out? Check. Meal? Check. Compliments? Physical contact? A touch of awkwardness? Check, check, and double check.

So what was my response to the question and to all of the well presented gestures?

I run.

I ran.

Where to though? He drove after all. No idea, but all I knew was that I wanted to avoid the pressure and the question. And so I chose flight.

Ok so I didn’t really run off. Just squirmed and avoided the question as best as possible. Which, in such a situation, is actually quite impossible. So I agreed. I liked him after all. It was sweet. And he would be my first. And so boyfriend and girlfriend we became.

Labels? Check.

Now for that First Kiss.

Relations and Probations

Every job has a probation period, an introduction period to the company. It is within these first few months where directors, superiors, bosses, and managers decide whether you’re a good fit with the company. Here they decide if you’re good for the long haul, or if you’ll ditch at the first sight of trouble. Can you handle the pressure?

As it turns out, families too have such a period. Parents need to know if the person their child decides to spend the rest of his or her life with is good enough. Mothers want to be certain their sons have someone to take care of them and fathers want to know that the guys their daughters choose will treat them right. Will these newcomers survive the long haul? Or will they break under the pressure? Will they stick around when the going gets tough? Or will they run and flee from responsibilities? Will these newcomers choose fight or will they choose flight?

Fight or Flight

When nature is stressed it reverts to one of two choices: to stay and fight or to run and save one’s derrier, also known as the fight or flight response. No matter the situation, one always chooses one or the other. Fight or Flight. As it turns out, I’m one for “flight”. Not like that’s news to anyone. In fact, if you know me, you would know that I’m definitely not one for confrontation. If I can avoid it, I will. The “We Need to Talk” talk? Let’s change the subject, shall we? Fight downtown? Call cops? Head the other direction. Dark, scary alley versus bright and shiny one in the opposite direction? Bright and shiny please! Okay, but that one is probably a given to anyone.

Fight or flight. It’s instinct. It’s what scientists have studied in animals and humans alike. When one perceives danger, adrenalin kicks in. The same adrenalin that kicked in and allowed a mother to move a car to save her son. The same adrenalin that kicks in when someone decides to defy death by jumping off of a plane and goes skydiving. Your heart starts racing. Your breath becomes quick and shallow. You pale. You flush. You lose sight of anything else around you. All you see is danger.

And you decide. Fight. Or flight.

Some choose fight. And some, me in many cases, choose flight.

But then again, if you want something bad enough, if it’s truly worth it to you, then the only choice is to fight. And so fight it shall be.